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Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt

Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt

My next challenge was finding a date. As somebody who had once failed out of Stella Adler acting school on week two, I knew that there was no way I would be able to keep a straight face in front of a man I had never met. I also didn’t exactly have a team of bodyguards to rescue me in case things went haywire, so I took the Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt in other words I will buy this safe route and reached out to an ex with whom I still happen to be friends, asking to catch up over a drink. Coincidentally, this is the same ex who used to routinely complain about me looking like “a bum in a beanie.” Boy, was I about to show him! According to my research, it takes Kim two hours, 50 steps, and a glam squad to get ready—a modern-day version of the Royal Court. For lack of time and resources, I called a friend and An avid Keeping Up With the Kardashians fan and begged her to come over and temp as my lady-in-waiting, helping me to straighten my hair and layer 10 different (possibly expired) skin products. She instructed me to lather myself in oil to create that trademark Kardashian glow. I got preoccupied feeding my dog (so plebeian!) and promptly forgot, a mistake that came back to haunt me during my subsequent photo op. I blamed my lady-in-waiting, telling her that Kim probably has somebody to do the oiling up for her.


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The writer (left) in her Kim Kardashian West–inspired look. Kim Kardashian West (right) does classic, sexy style. We both agreed that I had nailed down Kim’s look, yet I didn’t really feel like her. Rather than exuding femininity or sensuality or any other Kim-esque qualities, I felt more like the Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt in other words I will buy this mid-20s version of myself, ready to head out to (the original) Bungalow 8 and tap into whatever debauchery the night had in store. Even the two-block walk to the Beekman Hotel, where I had strategically scheduled my date, evoked an eerie déjà vu. There the they were—the stares, the winks, the head-to-toe evaluations—all that unnecessary sexual attention I had shaken off at the same time that my confidence had learned to exist independently.


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My next challenge was finding a date. As somebody who had once failed out of Stella Adler acting school on week two, I knew that there was no way I would be able to keep a straight face in front of a man I had never met. I also didn’t exactly have a team of bodyguards to rescue me in case things went haywire, so I took the Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt in other words I will buy this safe route and reached out to an ex with whom I still happen to be friends, asking to catch up over a drink. Coincidentally, this is the same ex who used to routinely complain about me looking like “a bum in a beanie.” Boy, was I about to show him! According to my research, it takes Kim two hours, 50 steps, and a glam squad to get ready—a modern-day version of the Royal Court. For lack of time and resources, I called a friend and An avid Keeping Up With the Kardashians fan and begged her to come over and temp as my lady-in-waiting, helping me to straighten my hair and layer 10 different (possibly expired) skin products. She instructed me to lather myself in oil to create that trademark Kardashian glow. I got preoccupied feeding my dog (so plebeian!) and promptly forgot, a mistake that came back to haunt me during my subsequent photo op. I blamed my lady-in-waiting, telling her that Kim probably has somebody to do the oiling up for her.


The writer (left) in her Kim Kardashian West–inspired look. Kim Kardashian West (right) does classic, sexy style. We both agreed that I had nailed down Kim’s look, yet I didn’t really feel like her. Rather than exuding femininity or sensuality or any other Kim-esque qualities, I felt more like the Pabst Cool Blue What’ll You Have Shirt in other words I will buy this mid-20s version of myself, ready to head out to (the original) Bungalow 8 and tap into whatever debauchery the night had in store. Even the two-block walk to the Beekman Hotel, where I had strategically scheduled my date, evoked an eerie déjà vu. There the they were—the stares, the winks, the head-to-toe evaluations—all that unnecessary sexual attention I had shaken off at the same time that my confidence had learned to exist independently.

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